A man’s dating profile is making waves online for all the wrong reasons, to the extent that it might make you reconsider your online dating endeavors or even entertain the idea of reconnecting with an ex.
If you’re still navigating the daunting world of online dating profiles, brace yourself. This man’s list of expectations might just deter you from pursuing an online relationship altogether.
The profile, belonging to a 28-year-old man, has gained significant attention on social media, having been shared on Twitter by Right Wing Cope.
His identity has been protected, with both his name and image excluded from the post, which becomes understandable once you read his bio.
The bio opens with: “I make more money than you and I’m more fit than 95 percent of America. I’m an a**hole.”
Had it stopped there, one might argue that he could at least cover date expenses and is upfront about not always being pleasant, as everyone has their off days.
Unfortunately, the profile only becomes more problematic from this point.
He goes on: “If you have a ‘guy best friend’ swipe left. I don’t keep friends that are women and I have ever ex blocked. I expect you to be on the same level. That means no guy friends and all ex’s blocked. This is a boundary, not an insecurity. If you feel attacked by this, check YOURSELF.”
Cringe-worthy, to say the least.
And there’s more. He mentions his social circle is “tighter than your a**” and cautions that anyone interested in him needs to be “something special,” implying quite an exclusive selection process.
Special, or perhaps a bit out of touch with reality.
The kicker? “No sl*t, I don’t have a Snapchat.” How delightful.
Perhaps the most amusing tidbit about his bio is the revelation that he stands at 5’7″ and works as a dispensary manager—no further comment necessary.
It’s no surprise that the profile quickly attracted a flurry of comments from amused onlookers.
One Twitter user, already feeling the holiday cheer, quipped: “He’s an angry elf.”
Another chimed in: “Woah, and this guy is single? And he can fit more than 95% of american men in his asshole? Did I read that right?”
A third remarked: “The 5’ 7’’ sent me to the moon!”
If it weren’t so concerning that someone like this exists, the sheer absurdity would be quite amusing.
Finally, a fourth person concluded: “He’s going to die alone.”